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As seen in print on the pages of

Nick and Jessica
[Official Website]

Basic story: World’s dizziest blonde (through birth or convincing act) and her newlywed husband (who hates being on camera) entertain millions without content.

Sample: Jessica Simpson: “…”

Verdict: Even the most cynical, steadfast critics have to get some kind of enjoyment from this, right? She is either living proof that brains are not necessary and beauty can cover the distance, or she’s playing us all for the fool she acts on TV. Regardless, the execution and editing on this make for absolutely hilarious viewing (in a you’ll-never-admit-it-to-the-people-you-know kind of way).


DISCLAIMER: This site is intended in no way, shape or form to offend or mock any one particular person or group of specific people (by race, age, sex, etc - exception: I will frequently mock the crass, rude and stupid... if this offends you then either your skin is far too thin or you fall into one of the aforementioned categories); while it may offend no one, it may offend everyone. It's sole purpose, however, is to entertain me. Should it entertain you as well then I'll feel a deep warm tingly sensation, but it won't last long and generally I just ignore it anyway, so chances are I will not even know that you have enjoyed this site. Designed to be viewed fullscreen at 800x600 resolution or greater, so if it looks wierd - I blame you.  

 -= DensityMan =-